Looking for something fun to do in North New Jersey? Want the perfect date night in Montclair? Beat the winter blues with a great night of comedy in Don’t Drink the Water at Montclair’s own Studio Players where we’ve been providing quality New Jersey Theatre at affordable prices since 1937. When you think quality community theatre, think Studio Players.

Don’t Drink the Water

By Woody Allen

Directed by Helen Exel

In an unnamed Communist country in the 1960’s, a hapless New Jersey caterer, his wife, and daughter take refuge in the American Embassy, when they are erroneously suspected of being spies. Alas, the embassy is temporarily being run by the ambassador’s sweet but bumbling son who manages to make things more of a muddle than usual. In the midst of the insanity can two young people find true love? Will the family ever be able to escape? Laugh along during this crazy tale of mistaken identities, mayhem, and misadventure.

January 12, 13, 14, 18, 19, 20, 21, 25, 26, 27

Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays at 8:00pm
Sundays at 3:00pm
*Opening Night, Buy 1, get 1 Free

Tickets are $20 for adults and $17 for students/seniors, and can be ordered at Brown Paper Tickets http://www.brownpapertickets.com/producer/132855 or by calling our box office at 973-744-9752.


Lisa Annitti ~ Ali Archetti  ~ Scott Guzzo
Donna Fraissinet ~ John Fraissinet ~ Adam Gelles
Angela Grippo ~ Robert Lowy~Kyle Marr ~ Emily Miller
Ross Pohling~ Allen Roberts~Joe Schmidt